gayhughhefner
gayhughhefner:

afkdogisonfire:

I guess “If you can’t laugh at yourself how the HELL you gonna laugh at anybody else?” means nothing now? 


Soon:

all mini challenges will be removed for offending little people by the term “mini”


all runway challenges removed for being ableist


all main challenges that involve singing, dancing, or moving in any way are removed to allow those with disabilities to participate


all makeup stations removed as mirrors are triggers to some people


all fabric is removed from the werk room as it is offensive to the colorblind and again, ableist


wigs are banned from being worn as they offend those who are unable to grow hair and it can trigger them


all cross dressing is disallowed as it offends those who believe cross dressing is a sin, and religious freedom.

There, the show is now unable to offend anyone and everyone can enjoy it!!



are you serious bitch

gayhughhefner:

afkdogisonfire:

I guess “If you can’t laugh at yourself how the HELL you gonna laugh at anybody else?” means nothing now?

Soon:

  • all mini challenges will be removed for offending little people by the term “mini”

  • all runway challenges removed for being ableist

  • all main challenges that involve singing, dancing, or moving in any way are removed to allow those with disabilities to participate

  • all makeup stations removed as mirrors are triggers to some people

  • all fabric is removed from the werk room as it is offensive to the colorblind and again, ableist

  • wigs are banned from being worn as they offend those who are unable to grow hair and it can trigger them

  • all cross dressing is disallowed as it offends those who believe cross dressing is a sin, and religious freedom.

There, the show is now unable to offend anyone and everyone can enjoy it!!

are you serious bitch

laugh-addict

-sharkbites:

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

I REALLY love this person.